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  1. mother of twins says:

    My in-laws were visiting over the holidays. We put them in our 5 year old twins’ room where there is a queen size bed for the first time and the twins slept on an air mattress in our room. They stayed for one week and on the last night one of twins (Ella) was sitting by her grandma, looking kind of sad and asked; “are you staying one more night?” and the grandma replied no tonight is the last night. Ella suddenly said: “Good. I want my bed back.”  

  2. I went in for my 5 month prenatal exam. I was anxious to get a medical professional on my case, as I was as big as I was right before I delivered my son. I was 25% larger than what I was supposed to be at 5 months, so my midwife sent me in for a diagnostic ultrasound. We waited over a week to find out, and we were so hoping to be expecting twins, but I could have been farther along in my pregnancy. The ultrasound specialist told us the happy news that we are in fact expecting fraternal twin girls!!! I giggled and thanked God all the way home between phone calls. When my mom told my dad, he never laughed so hard in his life. We are so excited!  

  3. I brought home my sonogram pics and showed them to my five year old. I told him that when the babies come out we can go visit Nana. He seemed fine with that answer. Two weeks later he came into my room and asked if the babies could come out and play today? I told him no its way too early they are too small and would be very sick. He told me thats ok Nana will make them better.  

  4. At eight weeks I found out that I was pregnant with twins. I was so excited I brought the ultrasound pictures home to show to my husband and kids. I told my kids that the twins are very tiny and they look like two little eggs. My daughter looked at me and said, “Mommy, you are a chicken now”.  

  5. linaes_mom says:

    we just found out we’re pregnant with twins. our three yr old daughter says she’s getting a brother and sister. she wants to name her brother macaroni and her sister robot. LOL.  

  6. i found out i was pregnant when i was 7 weeks and my 8 yr old daughter was talking to my belly saying how their is 2 babies in there well at 9 weeks i got my first sono n she was right there was 2 i showed her the pic n she said “ha i told u there was 2″ and she kept telling me how they are a girl n boy.. she went with me to find out the sex n when the lady told us they was a boy n girl she yelled ” ha told u i was right again..man mom when u gonna learn im always right” lol…  

  7. I felt preggo’s and was going past the doc’s and thought, I’ll go in there and get a test done so I dont have to pay for a home one. So I went in and…. “Michelle the test was positive” I just burst into tears! A pregnancy right now isnt the greatest timing. So we had to wait 2 weeks to get an ultrasound to see how far we were, but we went just short of 2 weeks cuz I couldn’t wait. The conversation went like this…. Me: “This is just a missunderstanding isnt it?” Sonographer: “Why? Have you had cramping or bleeding?” Me: “Ah, no…. I was just joking. Just dont tell me its Twins.” Sonographer: “Why is that? Did your Doctor say your pregnancy hormone levels were extremely high?” Me: ” Ah, no…. Just joking again” Sonographer: “Well you are having Twins” Me: ” SHUT UP!” Then she showed us on her monitor the two lil sacks each with its own little beating heart. My partner Richard and I walked out in shock!  

  8. I told my 3 yr old daughter that I have two babies in my tummy and she said “wait mommy, I thought you only had one in there! You’re just going to have babies and more babies and we’re going to have to just get rid of them!!”  

  9. I was about six weeks pregnant when I found out I was pregnant. At that time I was told I was just having one baby. Well about a month or so later I was getting another sonogram and the nurse said “well im not an ultrasound tech but im going to take a look anyways. when she started looking she was very talkative but shortly after she was pretty silent. I was worried I asked her if something was wrong and she told me well i think there is two babies…it was the biggest shock to me since not too long before that i was told there was only one.  

  10. I went to the doctors when i was 8 weeks, He did blood work like normal and told me to come back in 2 weeks and ill get my first ultrasound. I was excited to see the baby. There was one in there, it went on like that for 4 month only found one heartbeat every 4 weeks that I went and seen the doctors. Then came the day I find out what the baby was and I was so excited to find out, Well I got bigger news then I though. The nurse looked at me with the most confused look on, and said ” Umm. Did you know you were having twins.” No I didn’t till that day. I am now pregnant with Twin Girls:) Zayden LeighAnn and Brooklyn Jayne:)

  11. We knew we were pregnant and have always joked about twins but of coarse never thought we’d end up with our own.  Was totally different first trimester than with my son, really bad nausea and tired as heck, with my son was no sickness at all but I ended up with high blood pressure AND gestational diabetes though had my energy all the way through.  But had some spotting at 8 weeks and freaked me right out so I went to the ER tears and all to get checked, my doctor came down away from his patients and spent 45 mins getting a quick lesson from the head lab guy to help him find my baby on ultrasound (Our hospitals US tech just retired and hasn’t been replaced yet). Yay relief! Baby healthy and kicking with strong heartbeat! So imagine my and my docs surprise when there was an extra baby in there when we had my first scheduled ultrasound a week later, tech said my doc isn’t specially trained to do ultrasounds so probably missed it (Baby B was sitting on top of A, not in the regular baby position) that and in an emergency ultrasound he was probably just looking for a heartbeat and stopped prodding after he found one.  I was totally surprised and when Daddy and the little guy came in to see I told them maybe wanna sit down… Daddy just gave me a look and knew instantly lol… Now I’m going on 17 weeks and found out on our last scan they are going to be identical… Likely boys but couldn’t get a definite view so will have to find out for sure on the next one… I’m kinda hoping for girls since I already have my lil guy but as long as they’re healthy I’ll be happy 🙂 aww my babies !

  12. Rayshauna says:

    I went in for my 5 month Prenatal visit with my son and he told the doctor that seen me that visit, “Are you going to take out the babies now?’ the doctor replied, “No, sonny, thier still too small.” Here he thought we were going to gets the babies out that day… he’s funny…

  13. We have 4 boys so we thought we would try for one more due to the large age gap between our last baby and my husbands youngest son. (9 years apart)
    When we went for our first ultrasound at 12 weeks, the tech was super quiet. Finally she said ‘well.. And held up 2 fingers. I said ‘That better be a peace sign!’ Sure enough twins lol. Now we will have 6 kids lol. We don’t even have a vehicle to hold us all

  14. When i first found out we were pregnant, I told my 5 yr old that she finally got what she wanted. I told her that mommy is going to have a baby. She then looked at me and said so I get two now? 🙂 little did we know, she was right. We found out at 7 weeks that we were in fact, expecting twins. She now always asks what the babies are doing when she sees the sonos with me. And she never leaves either baby out on kisses, She always makes sure to kiss my belly twice, atleast one for each baby!!

  15. Hubby and I started trying for a baby in December 2014, so we were thrilled when my Feb period didn’t come, I tested on the 9th and it came back positive, my lmp was 01/01/15. I’ve been referring to the baby as ‘Bubble’ since then, but hubby insisted on saying ‘Bubbles’ to which I kept warning him not to jinx it, went for my scheduled 12 week dating scan on Saturday March 28th (when I thought I was 12+2) only to see two very distinct sacs! Measuring 11+1 both my babies are fine – hubby got a gentle smack up-side the head for jinxing us tho! XD Xxx

  16. Iwannah says:

    When I came home with the news that we are having fraternal twins. My family was so excited, and when I called my mom it was not on the best day, because she didn’t believe me at all. I called her on April 1st. lol! 
    My 4 year old now knows I am having two babies, one day she asked me if I ate the babies lol!  We are very happy to be blessed with twins. 

  17. Jessica says:

    My sister is 5 years older than me, and last year she gave birth to fraternal twins.  This year I found out i was pregnant (which was a surprise)…and guess what! I am pregnant with twins, except they are identical.  What are the chances of that!! 🙂

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